Our New Favorite Sport – Ultimate Tazer Ball
When The NFL, MMA, And COPS Aren’t Enough:
I know what you’re thinking. It is another lazy Saturday afternoon. The football season is over, and the daytime NBA games just can’t quite hold your attention. You could always go down the street to the indoor soccer arena and watch soccer. Okay, just kidding. It is a perfectly good arena though, and there has to be something you can use it for besides soccer. You text your buddies looking for some ideas. Bill sends you back a text saying that you guys could throw his overgrown ball around. Tim sends a text asking if you want to go down to the local park and try out your brand new tazers. Mark, your friend that still thinks he is going to make in the league, suggests helping him practicing blocking and tackling drills. Just when you think you have the worst group of friends on Earth, you suddenly realize that you in fact have the best group of friends on Earth and you are going to make all of their dreams come true. You call the indoor soccer arena to see if anybody is using it right now. They aren’t, so you reserve a two hour spot. You tell Bill to bring his giant ball, Tim to bring his tazers, and Mark to bring his sound fundamentals. In addition to that, everybody has to bring one friend. All of your friends start asking what your great ideas is. You tell them not to worry and to meet you at the arena in two hours. When everybody arrives, you introduce them to this:
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